27th October 2009: Leaked “No Russian” footage shows massacre of civilians at airport.
30th October 2009: Infinity Wards gets wrist slapped over deeply regrettable joke ad. Cole Hamels asplodes.
4th November 2009: Infinity Ward releases launch trailer. US Army recruitment doubles, probably. Eminem now officially cool again.
11th November 2009: Fox and Friends deliver their “fair and balanced” take on the airport massacre controversy. SlashGamer’s John Christensen fails to give as good as he gets.
13th November 2009: British youth goes violently insane after playing Modern Warfare 2 for 17 hours straight. Bedroom wall considers pressing charges for assault and battery.
14th November 2009: Random Xbox Liver nails Most Amazing Knife Kill in videogame history.